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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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{{infobox character
|Name=Collin Lee
|image=<tabber>Book=[[File:Collin_Lee.png|thumb|250px]]|-|Online=[[File:Collin.png|250px]]|-|Movie=[[File:CL.jpg]]</tabber>
|age=12
|gender=Male
|actor=[[Alex Ferris]]
|film appearance=Yes
|online appearance=Yes
|book appearance=Yes
||map = |appearance count = 5}}'''Collin Lee''' is [[Greg Heffley|Greg's]] backup friend. In [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days|Dog Days]], [[Greg Heffley|Greg]] was banned from seeing [[Rowley Jefferson|Rowley]] for the rest of the summer after "burning" him, so he told [[Rowley Jefferson|Rowley]] to tell his parents he was going to Collin's house, but secretly going to go camping at the [[Game Hut]] for a [[Twisted Wizard]]s tournament. In [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth|The Ugly Truth]], Collin appears briefly during the [[Lock-In]] when they were playing ice breakers. Collin is played by [[Alex Ferris]] in the movie.
==Appearance==


That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
*In the [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid (online)|online book]], Collin bears a strong resemblance to [[Alex Aruda]]. He takes up much of [[Rowley Jefferson|Rowley]]’s significant roles, such as when [[Rodrick Heffley|Rodrick]] was tutoring [[Greg Heffley|Greg]] and [[Rowley Jefferson|Rowley]] how to play the drums, and is also [[Greg Heffley|Greg]]’s backup friend.


Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
*However, in the book series, Collin is short with curly hair and no glasses. He also has an extremely minor role, being only mentioned a few times and shown once.


I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
== Trivia ==
* In [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid (online)|''Diary of a Wimpy Kid'' (online)]], he was the one who got his house toilet-papered. However in the first book, [[Gramma]]'s house was toilet-papered.
* His online version resembles [[Alex Aruda]].


The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
==Gallery==
<gallery navigation="true">
Collin Shock Lee.PNG|Collin Lee (in the online version) giving Greg a shock.
Collin.png|Collin's online appearance.
Unnamed.png|A picture with Collin Lee's online appearance.
9475B508-15B2-457D-B1B8-FDFAD976AE65.png|Collin say something to Greg.
</gallery>


 
==Appearances==
 
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid (online)|''Diary of a Wimpy Kid'' (online)]]
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid]]
 
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid (2010 film)]]
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days]] (Mentioned)
 
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid Do-It-Yourself Book]] (Also appears in extended version)
 
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth]]
 
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
 
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
*
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Latest revision as of 16:30, 29 April 2023

Collin Lee

Collin Lee.png

Collin.png

CL.jpg

Gender Male
Age 12
Actor Alex Ferris

Collin Lee is Greg's backup friend. In Dog Days, Greg was banned from seeing Rowley for the rest of the summer after "burning" him, so he told Rowley to tell his parents he was going to Collin's house, but secretly going to go camping at the Game Hut for a Twisted Wizards tournament. In The Ugly Truth, Collin appears briefly during the Lock-In when they were playing ice breakers. Collin is played by Alex Ferris in the movie.

Appearance

  • However, in the book series, Collin is short with curly hair and no glasses. He also has an extremely minor role, being only mentioned a few times and shown once.

Trivia

Gallery

Appearances