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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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'''''Shadowdoom''''' is the ninth volume in the ''[[Magick and Monsters]]: Dark Realms'' series. In ''[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid (online)|''Diary of a Wimpy Kid'' (online)]]'' and ''[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days]]'', [[Greg Heffley|Greg]] brings it to the [[Reading Is Fun]] club, thinking that [[Susan Heffley|his mother]] will like it because it is long and does not have any pictures. She rejects it based on the cover being "offensive to women," and Greg later comments that the cover has nothing to do with the story and the book does not have women in it. In the online version, Greg specifies that the "raciest part" of the book is when a dwarf named [[Uldroch]] attempts to urinate in the woods and is chased by a swarm of flies back to camp.


That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
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Shadowdoom is the ninth volume in the Magick and Monsters: Dark Realms series. In Diary of a Wimpy Kid (online) and Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days, Greg brings it to the Reading Is Fun club, thinking that his mother will like it because it is long and does not have any pictures. She rejects it based on the cover being "offensive to women," and Greg later comments that the cover has nothing to do with the story and the book does not have women in it. In the online version, Greg specifies that the "raciest part" of the book is when a dwarf named Uldroch attempts to urinate in the woods and is chased by a swarm of flies back to camp.

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