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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
'''Hanna Hills''' is the youngest sibling of the [[Hills family]]. She is around [[Manny Heffley|Manny]]'s age, She was shown on [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid (online)]], and was shown with [[Jonathon Hills|her father]], [[Holly Hills|Piper Matthews]] (Holly Hills,) [[Jennifer Matthews]], and [[Heather Hills|Lori Matthews]] (Heather Hills,) And, she was mentioned in [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011 film)]].


Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
== Trivia ==
*She is the only sister of the Hills family who was mentioned in the movies, but never appeared in the books.
*It is unknown if she is a real character in the books, because Holly mentioned her to Greg in Rodrick Rules (Film), but she might be a non-canon character.


I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
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The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
 
 
 
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
 
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
 
 
 
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
 
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
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Hanna Hills is the youngest sibling of the Hills family. She is around Manny's age, She was shown on Diary of a Wimpy Kid (online), and was shown with her father, Piper Matthews (Holly Hills,) Jennifer Matthews, and Lori Matthews (Heather Hills,) And, she was mentioned in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (2011 film).

Trivia

  • She is the only sister of the Hills family who was mentioned in the movies, but never appeared in the books.
  • It is unknown if she is a real character in the books, because Holly mentioned her to Greg in Rodrick Rules (Film), but she might be a non-canon character.