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Greg's Relationship Chart is a chart made by Greg to see who is dating, likes, bit, can't stand, currently available, broke up, and dumped. This version is also incomplete according to Greg.

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Greg is "Currently Available", so he doesn't like anyone on the chart, not even Holly Hills. This is accurate as Greg stated he didn't like Holly Hills after she confused him with Fregley in The Last Straw. It is stated that she likes Bryce Anderson. It is also known that Greg must have gotten over Bethany Breen, as she is only liked by one guy.
Erika Hernadez dumped someone who appears to be Jamar Law. However, when Jamar Law is shown, his teeth don't show up. This could be an error.
Due to that 4 girls like him, it is possible that Bryce Anderson is the most popular on the chart.

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-If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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+'''Greg's Relationship Chart''' is a chart made by [[Greg Heffley|Greg]] to see who is dating, likes, bit, can't stand, currently available, broke up, and dumped. This version is also incomplete according to Greg.
-That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
+== Trivia ==
+* Greg is "Currently Available", so he doesn't like anyone on the chart, not even [[Holly Hills]]. This is accurate as Greg stated he didn't like Holly Hills after she confused him with [[Fregley]] in [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw|The Last Straw]]. It is stated that she likes [[Bryce Anderson]]. It is also known that Greg must have gotten over [[Bethany Breen]], as she is only liked by one guy.
+* [[Erika Hernadez]] dumped someone who appears to be [[Jamar Law]]. However, when [[Jamar Law]] is shown, his teeth don't show up. This could be an error.
+* Due to that 4 girls like him, it is possible that Bryce Anderson is the most popular on the chart.
-Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
+== Gallery==
+<gallery>
-I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
+Greg Heffley.PNG
+</gallery>
-The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
-Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
-L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
-.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
--> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
-This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
-If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
+== Known Characters in Image ==
+* [[Greg Heffley]]
+* [[Cherie Bellanger]]
+* [[Abigail Brown]]
+* [[Bryce Anderson]]
+* [[Michael Sampson]]
+* [[Fregley]]
+* [[Hillary Pine]]
+* [[Bethany Breen]]
+* [[Ruby Bird]]
+* [[Jamar Law]]
+* [[Holly Hills]]
+* [[Erika Hernadez]]
+* [[Carl Dumas]]
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