List of "Zoo-Wee Mama!" comics

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Zoo-Wee Mama! is a comic originally created by Greg Heffley, but the creator was replaced by Rowley Jefferson. In Rodrick Rules he quit doing it because he wanted to have more time to play with his Dinoblazer action figures.

Comics

• Stepping on a Crack: Two characters are looking at a crack on the ground and one of them says "Step on a crack, break your momma's back!", then one steps on it. He was then told by the doctor that his mother slipped on a banana peel.
• Hamburger: A guy is waiting 3 hours for a hamburger at a fast food place, but when he finally gets to the cashier, he was told that they ran out.
• Acid Puddle: A man steps on a puddle, and says that it's not an acid puddle. But the puddle was an acid puddle.
• Vampire: A guy asks another guy with an scarf and asks him if he can look at his neck for a second, and he asks why, and the guy says he's a vampire.
• Buried Alive: A guy wakes up and says he had a bad dream that he was buried alive, but it turns out he is actually buried alive.
• Cloning Gun: A guy says that his cloning gun can make copies of everything, another guy says that he is full of balony, so the guy shoots him causing him to get his copies.
• Lady: A guy asks a lady to go on a date with him, but the lady turns out to be a dog with long hair.
• Scared Cat: A kid says his dad that their cat looks scared, but Dad explains that the cat is frozen because the kid had left him outside overnight.
• Accident: A kid asks a doctor where is he, so doctor said that he survived an accident, then the kid ask will he be able to walk again, so the doctor say yes, and the doctor was almost telling the kid the bad news, but the kid discovers that his body was replaced by a dog's body.
• Heaven: A kid graduates heaven and the god is proud of it, until the kid says that he stole candy when he was eight, so it made him fall back to earth.
• Hot Air Balloon: A guy asks his friend that will the hot air balloon fly higher, so the friend says yes, holding a lighter, but it ended them to fly to outer space.
• Future: A guy comes from future, and another guy asks how the 'tomorrow' is going to be, but the guy came to past because he have to witness the impact of Meteor XLJ-42.
• Reporter: A reporter says to man "How does it feel to be the first person to go through this comic without saying ZOO-WEE MAMA" The man was so nervous that he said "ZOO-WEE MAMA!".
• Wig: A guy seeing a guy who has good hair says that he got nice hair, but the guy explains that he is wearing a wig.
• Christmas: A caveman gives a present to a cave woman, but she says that it is only 20,000 B.C. and Christmas hasn't been invented yet.
• Painting: An artist finished a painting and planned to show it to the world but a woman tells him that the painting won't fit through the door.
• House Demolition: A construction worker demolishes a man's house but the man said that he wrote a note saying, "Do not tear down my house". The construction worker replies by saying that the note got wet and instead said, "Do tear down my house".
• Sleepwalking: Two campers realize that one of the campers was sleepwalking and one says that they should wake him up but the other one replies that waking up someone sleepwalking is dangerous. The sleepwalker falls off a cliff they happened to be camping on.
• Bank Robbery: A news reporter reports that someone robbed a bank and police made a sketch based on witness descriptions but the sketch happened to be the news reporter.
• Backwards Gun: An inventor invented a ray gun that makes everything go backwards but two people don't believe him so he shoots the ray gun and causes them to do everything backwards.
• Nightmare: A boy has a nightmare about a bear eating him but he realized that he is dreaming but then the bear tells him that a bear was about to eat him in real life.
• Insect: An explorer finally found the rarest insect on Earth and was about to capture it with her baby on her back but the baby eats the insect.

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