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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
|Name = Wesley Stringer
 
|age = 4-5<ref>Since he is said to around Manny's age,he has to be around 4 and 5 years of age</ref>
Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
|gender = Male
 
|actor = None
I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
|film appearance = No
 
|online appearance = No
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
|book appearance = Yes
 
|image = [[File:Wesley.png|thumb]]
 
}}{{Quote|Hisssssssss!"|Wesley Stringer says while terrorizing [[Manny Heffley|Manny]]||hisssss}}
 
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
 
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
 


'''Wesley Stringer''' is a kid around [[Manny Heffley|Manny]]'s age, the son of [[Mr. Stringer]] and [[Mrs. Stringer]], and the younger brother of [[Laurel Stringer]]. He terrorized Manny and told him he is a vampire, scaring him. [[Greg Heffley|Greg]] once babysat him, but he locked [[Greg Heffley|Greg]] in the laundry room, he then tore up the house. so [[Greg Heffley|Greg]] thought of having a surprise attack on him. He jumped out of the window and found the only unlocked window, landing at Laurel's room and sleeping there, but right that moment the [[Stringer Family|Stringers]] came and presumably fired [[Greg Heffley|Greg]].
== Gallery ==
<gallery>
Wesley Stringer terrorizes Manny.jpg|Wesley Stringer terrorizes Manny.
Stringer Family.png|Wesley and his family came to Heffley's house for dinner.
Wesley Stringer asking Greg wants to get his bike.jpg|Wesley Stringer asks Greg he wants to go to garage to get his bike.
Wesley Stringer on a bike messing around his house.jpg|Wesley Stringer is roaming around with his bike all by himself when Greg tried to knock on the door but he ignores him.
The Stringer Family finds Greg in the Laurel's bed.jpg|Wesley Stringer is surprised when he and his family saw Greg sleeping in Laurel's bed in her room.
</gallery>
==Appearances==
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel]] (First and only appearance) 
==References==
{{Reflist}}
[[Category:Male characters]]
[[Category:Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel characters]]
[[Category:Stringer family]]
[[Category:Children]]


5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
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[[Category:One-time characters]]
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
[[Category:Antagonists]]
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.[[Category:Minor Characters]]
[[Category:Male Characters]]
[[Category:Characters who appeared in The Third Wheel]]
[[Category:Stringer Family]]
[[Category:Characters]]
[[Category:Children]]
[[Category:Minor Antagonists]]
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Wesley Stringer
Wesley.png
Gender Male
Age 4-5[1]
Actor None
"Hisssssssss!""
—Wesley Stringer says while terrorizing Manny


Wesley Stringer is a kid around Manny's age, the son of Mr. Stringer and Mrs. Stringer, and the younger brother of Laurel Stringer. He terrorized Manny and told him he is a vampire, scaring him. Greg once babysat him, but he locked Greg in the laundry room, he then tore up the house. so Greg thought of having a surprise attack on him. He jumped out of the window and found the only unlocked window, landing at Laurel's room and sleeping there, but right that moment the Stringers came and presumably fired Greg.

Gallery

  • Wesley Stringer terrorizes Manny.

  • Wesley and his family came to Heffley's house for dinner.

  • Wesley Stringer asks Greg he wants to go to garage to get his bike.

  • Wesley Stringer is roaming around with his bike all by himself when Greg tried to knock on the door but he ignores him.

  • Wesley Stringer is surprised when he and his family saw Greg sleeping in Laurel's bed in her room.

Appearances

References

  1. ↑ Since he is said to around Manny's age,he has to be around 4 and 5 years of age
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