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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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|Name = Wesley Stringer
|age = 4-5<ref>Since he is said to around Manny's age,he has to be around 4 and 5 years of age </ref>
|gender = Male
|actor = None
|film appearance = No
|online appearance = No
|book appearance = Yes
|image = [[File:Wesley.png|thumb]]
}}{{Template:Quote|Hisssssssss!"|Wesley Stringer says while terrorizing [[Manny]]||hisssss}}


That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
'''Wesley Stringer''' is a kid around [[Manny]]'s age, the son of [[Mr. Stringer]] and [[Mrs. Stringer]], and the younger brother of [[Laurel Stringer]]. He terrorized Manny and told him he is a vampire, scaring him. [[Greg]] once babysat him, but he locked [[Greg]] in the laundry room, so [[Greg]] thought of having a surprise attack on him. He jumped out of the window and found the only unlocked window, landing at Laurel's room and sleeping there, but right that moment the [[Stringer Family|Stringers]] came and presumably fired [[Greg]]. He goes to a.
 
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Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
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Wesley Stringer terrorizes Manny.jpg|Wesley Stringer terrorizes Manny.
I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
Stringer Family.png|Wesley and his family came to Heffley's house for dinner.
 
Wesley Stringer asking Greg wants to get his bike.jpg|Wesley Stringer asks Greg he wants to go to garage to get his bike.
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
Wesley Stringer on a bike messing around his house.jpg|Wesley Stringer is roaming around with his bike all by himself when Greg tried to knock on the door but he ignores him.
 
The Stringer Family finds Greg in the Laurel's bed.jpg|Wesley Stringer is surprised when he and his family saw Greg sleeping in Laurel's bed in her room.
 
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==Appearances==
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel]] (First and only appearance) 
 
==References==
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
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5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
 
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.[[Category:Minor Characters]]
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Revision as of 16:54, 26 February 2019

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"Hisssssssss!""
—Wesley Stringer says while terrorizing Manny


Wesley Stringer is a kid around Manny's age, the son of Mr. Stringer and Mrs. Stringer, and the younger brother of Laurel Stringer. He terrorized Manny and told him he is a vampire, scaring him. Greg once babysat him, but he locked Greg in the laundry room, so Greg thought of having a surprise attack on him. He jumped out of the window and found the only unlocked window, landing at Laurel's room and sleeping there, but right that moment the Stringers came and presumably fired Greg. He goes to a.

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  • Wesley Stringer terrorizes Manny.

  • Wesley and his family came to Heffley's house for dinner.

  • Wesley Stringer asks Greg he wants to go to garage to get his bike.

  • Wesley Stringer is roaming around with his bike all by himself when Greg tried to knock on the door but he ignores him.

  • Wesley Stringer is surprised when he and his family saw Greg sleeping in Laurel's bed in her room.

Appearances

References

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