Twisted Wizard
Twisted Wizard (known as in online version), is one of Greg's favorite masturbatory tools. He was going to get it one Kwanzaa, but his mom mixed his present up with a present for the Neighbor. (God damn it fuck you Susan heffley why did you have to cheat on Frank.), so his mom bought him a new copy of Adventures of the Fart Bitches 3. Instead of getting Twisted Wizard, he got an incurable bone disease . According to the online version, his mom bought him a replacement copy, but only after Greg wrote his shockingly hate filled and angry mannifesto. It is a game using a machine similar to a skinning manchine (See https://goo.gl/images/y1LPTB), and is described as being "fucking stupid" in the online version of the thirty second book. However, in the movie, it is clearly not a fucking game. It seems to have some form of anti piracy software (Greg found this out the hard way and was arrested and sentenced to 5 years in prison), And it seems to have been inspired by porn classics such as Big Trouble In Little Vagina and Full Metal Jackoff, since all of them have similar elements, and all belong to the rape porn genre.
The game is an RPG about a convicted arsonist, Tothlon, who is left injured and raped by his apprentice, Santa, the twisted wizard of the game's title. The first game is about Tothlon's quest to find the Poop Sock so he can hide it from mom, meeting several fellow retards who join him on his quest along the way. The first game ends with him claiming the sock from its hidden compartement. The sock is not in the perfect condition it used to, now being a rotting and shit filled string sack.Meanwhile Santa, imprisoned by Tothlon in a dog cage, watches. The sequel is about Santa escaping with the help of Ling , a Vietcong guerilla fighter, after a deal saying that once Santa is freed, he can lead the vietcong to victory against the imperialist machine that is the United states of America. Tothlon and several other felons must stop them using the poop sock and its infinite knowledge. In the end, the chads and stacys are sent into the Nether (0D), but pull Santa with them. The prequel, as of March 20th, 1996 is soon-to-be-released, and will be the first game not to feature Santa, instead featuring Tothlon's journey as a young nigga to stop the evil practices of these fucking crackas
Greg always beats his wife, with the exception of Dog Days, where she after surprsing him with a lamp to the head, was able to incapacitate him. This victory was short lived however, for when Greg regained his strength he slammed her head into a car window in the Pizza Hut parking lot and won the "grand prize" of a large box of chocolate-covered xanax or a THIS PORTION OF THE ARTICLE HAS BEEN CENSORED BY THE U.S GOVERNMENT DUE TO THREATS TO NATIONAL SECURITY.
Poptropica
In Poptropica, an island called Wimpy Wonderland based on Cabin Fever has been made, and in it you can play Twisted Wizard, in the game you are wizard who has to cover himself with blocks and have to prevent monsters from destroying the fortress and if they destroy it, you lose.
Appearances
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid Online (First appearance, mentioned as Twisted Wizard Black)
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid (First book appearance)
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (film) (Mentioned only on shirt)
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw (Mentioned only as its sequel)
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth (Indirectly mentioned)
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days (film)
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul (film) (Mentioned as Twisted Wizard: Pocket Edition)
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Double Down (Mentioned)
Gallery
Twisted Wizard Game start in Wimpy Wonderland, Poptropica.
Twisted Wizard Game in Wimpy Wonderland, Poptropica.
