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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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|book appearance = Yes|image = [[File:Mrs._Dean.png]]}}'''Mrs. Dean''' is a teacher that appeared in [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth|The Ugly Truth]] at the [[Lock-In]], as a chaperone. She scolded [[Greg Heffley|Greg's]] team when she mistook the picture of [[Tyson Sanders]]' elbow for his butt. She also gave the children the [[Insta-Shot]] camera for the [[Guess Who?]] game.
==Appearances==
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth]] (First and only appearance)


That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
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Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
 
I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
 
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
 
 
 
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
 
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
 
 
 
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
 
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
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Mrs. Dean
Mrs. Dean.png
Gender Female
Age Adult
Actor None

Mrs. Dean is a teacher that appeared in The Ugly Truth at the Lock-In, as a chaperone. She scolded Greg's team when she mistook the picture of Tyson Sanders' elbow for his butt. She also gave the children the Insta-Shot camera for the Guess Who? game.

Appearances

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