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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
|image =[[File:Mr_Snella.png]]
 
|Name = Unspecified Snella
That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
|age = Unknown, probably 30's or 40's
 
|gender = Male
Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
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|film appearance = No
I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
|online appearance = Yes (as [[Mr. Smedley]])
 
|book appearance = Yes}}'''Mr. Snella''' ('''Mr. Smedley''' in online book) is the father of the Snella Brothers and husband of [[Mrs. Snella]], he has half-birthday parties of his babies and makes the adults try to get the baby to laugh, the main reason he does is that he will make the adults do wacky things and record them and send them to America's Funniest Families. He also appeared in the first book when his son [[Shane Snella]] went to [[Greg]] and [[Rowley]]'s haunted house and freaked out there. In the Ugly Truth it was revealed he and his family moved away hinting that the Snella family will never come back. Their house was later taken by [[Mr. Alexander]] after they moved away.
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
==Appearance==
 
*He has short curly hair and also has a long nose with round ends and he also has a moustache and he wears a buttoned collar shirt and trousers as his formal dress, he always has a camera in his hand on half-birthday parties trying to find any material to send. He is also very short and when [[Shawn Snella]] told Greg he wants to become a basket-ball player, Greg mocked him and said that none of his parents are taller then the height of 5"2. He appears to be slightly shorter then his wife, however The Ugly Truth shows him to be taller then her.
 
==Trivia==
 
*Its unknown if he won or won anything for the tape of [[Greg]] in his wonder-woman underoos he sent to [[America's Funniest Families]] .
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
==Appearances==
 
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid]] (First appearance)
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules]] (First book appearance)
 
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw]]
 
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth]] (Brief appearance in a flash-back)
 
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever]] (Mentioned along with his family)
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
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-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.[[Category:Adults]]
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Revision as of 16:05, 26 February 2019

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.


Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.

L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.


5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega

-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05


This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.


If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.

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