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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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'''Mr. Shropsharp''' is a character from one of [[Greg Heffley]]'s comics, although he tried to write it as a children's book. He first appeared in "[[Wise Up, Mr. Shropsharp!]]" It was about him stating a flawed opinion - that polar bears were useless. Later on, he learns his lesson when he drives off a bridge and ends up in the hospital, the doctor saying that [[Tobuk]], a polar bear, saved his life. [[Greg]] wrote this book after he realized he could make the kind of books [[Susan Heffley|his mother]] was reading to his younger brother, [[Manny]], due to the fact that they were making tons of money for doing practically nothing.


That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
==Trivia==
 
*In [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid Online]], Mr. Shropsharp is known as '''Mr. Lockerman''', and his belief is that Eskimos are "some really crummy people". The same car injury occurs, but instead of being rescued by [[Tobuk (book)|Tobuk]] the polar bear, he is rescued by [[Tobuk (online)|an Eskimo with the same name]].
Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
 
I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
 
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
 
 
 
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
 
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
 
 
 
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
 
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
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Revision as of 16:55, 26 February 2019

Wise Up, Mr. Shropsharp! 1.jpg

Mr. Shropsharp is a character from one of Greg Heffley's comics, although he tried to write it as a children's book. He first appeared in "Wise Up, Mr. Shropsharp!" It was about him stating a flawed opinion - that polar bears were useless. Later on, he learns his lesson when he drives off a bridge and ends up in the hospital, the doctor saying that Tobuk, a polar bear, saved his life. Greg wrote this book after he realized he could make the kind of books his mother was reading to his younger brother, Manny, due to the fact that they were making tons of money for doing practically nothing.

Trivia