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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
'''Jerome''' is a character who appeared in [[Jerome the Man with Incredibly Red Lips]], a comic. He has abnormally "red" lips, and claims that they are natural.


That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
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Comic.png|Jerome.
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Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.


I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22


The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.


==Trivia==
*In the old version of the [[The Wimpy Kid Do-It-Yourself Book]], his mouth appeared in black and white.
*He is the only character in the whole Wimpy Kid series to have a mouth colored in any other colour other then Black and White in books.
*His eyes are blue in color as shown in the [[The Wimpy Kid Do-It-Yourself Book]].
==Gallery==


 
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Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
Comic.png|Him.
 
Episode 1.PNG|Episode 1.
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
Episode 2.PNG|Episode 2.
 
Episode 3.PNG|Episode 3.
 
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5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
 
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
 
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Revision as of 16:53, 26 February 2019

Jerome is a character who appeared in Jerome the Man with Incredibly Red Lips, a comic. He has abnormally "red" lips, and claims that they are natural.

  • Jerome.



Trivia

Gallery

  • Him.

  • Episode 1.

  • Episode 2.

  • Episode 3.

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