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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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'''International Showcase''' was an event at [[Westmore Middle School]]. It was assigned in November and shown in January of the following year. Students had to make a trifold about their country, dress as someone from that culture, and provide a food item native to the region. No two students may have the same country. Greg wanted to do his project on Italy because he loves pizza. However too many people requested Italy, so the teacher chose [[Dennis Tracton]], and Greg was forced to do his assignment on [[Mysterious Malta|Malta]]. Greg did not know anything about Malta and procrastinated until the day of the showcase, where he guessed randomly on the trifold, took random clothing items from Lost & Found, and made a fake "national food" from food in the cafeteria. During the showcase, the room was heated, and the student presenting Brazil and the student presenting Bulgaria got into an argument. The argument erupted into a fight, and everyone was against everyone. Greg thought he would get away with his rushed project by the distraction the fight caused, but he was still forced to redo.


That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
==Gallery==
<gallery>
Rowley's England project.jpg|Rowley's Trifold.
Maltaproject.png|Greg's Trifold.
The students presenting Brazil and Bulgaria got into an argument.jpg|The students presenting Brazil and Bulgaria got into an argument with each other on the same table.
International Showcase kids started fighting one another.jpg|The International Showcase kids started fighting one another when the war broke out before the bell rang.
Bad luck from Malta people.jpg
</gallery>


Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
==Known participants==
*[[Greg Heffley]] - Malta
*[[Dennis Tracton]] - Italy
*[[Rowley Jefferson]] - United Kingdom


I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
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International Showcase was an event at Westmore Middle School. It was assigned in November and shown in January of the following year. Students had to make a trifold about their country, dress as someone from that culture, and provide a food item native to the region. No two students may have the same country. Greg wanted to do his project on Italy because he loves pizza. However too many people requested Italy, so the teacher chose Dennis Tracton, and Greg was forced to do his assignment on Malta. Greg did not know anything about Malta and procrastinated until the day of the showcase, where he guessed randomly on the trifold, took random clothing items from Lost & Found, and made a fake "national food" from food in the cafeteria. During the showcase, the room was heated, and the student presenting Brazil and the student presenting Bulgaria got into an argument. The argument erupted into a fight, and everyone was against everyone. Greg thought he would get away with his rushed project by the distraction the fight caused, but he was still forced to redo.

Gallery

  • Rowley's Trifold.

  • Greg's Trifold.

  • The students presenting Brazil and Bulgaria got into an argument with each other on the same table.

  • The International Showcase kids started fighting one another when the war broke out before the bell rang.

  • Bad luck from Malta people.jpg

Known participants

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