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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
[[File:Highway 1 Country Fair.png|thumb|The 130th Annual poster.]]
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
The '''Highway 1 Country Fair''' was a place the [[Heffley family]] read about in [[Family Frolic]]. It has been running annually for over 130 years.


== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
==History==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
==In ''Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul''==
 
[[Greg Heffley|Greg]] and [[Rodrick Heffley]], along with [[Frank Heffley|their father]] went and ate fried butter on a stick. [[Susan Heffley|Their mother]], however, told them not to eat because she dislikes unhealthy food. After about an hour of walking the fairgrounds, their father went to the car to see if [[Manny Heffley|Manny]] was awake yet.  
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY


== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
Greg and Rodrick came across a tent. Inside of it was the [[Foulest Footwear]] contest. Waiting in line to participate, both of them argued about who should get the prize, which led to a compromise at the end of their argument. Rodrick wins the contest, and his shoe was sent to the national competition. Additionally, he earned a free butter on a stick because of the coupon he won. Greg told Rodrick the prize he could have for himself because the thought of eating more butter made Greg feel slightly nauseous.  
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY


== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
In the livestock area, Manny guessed 243.1, which was the correct weight of the hog. He won a [[The Heffleys' Pig|baby pig]], and the judge was not allowed to have it returned to him despite attempts by his mother to tell him that she did not want the pig. After this, they drove away.
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY


== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY


== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
[[Category:Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul]]
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
==Gallery==
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B61f0962-4f6b-4a9e-a435-cdeef5d0ec10-460x276.jpeg|The fair itself.
Highway 1 Country Fair.png|Poster for the 130th fair.
</gallery>
[[Category:Places]]
[[Category:The Heffley Family]]

Latest revision as of 07:23, 25 December 2022

The 130th Annual poster.

The Highway 1 Country Fair was a place the Heffley family read about in Family Frolic. It has been running annually for over 130 years.

History

In Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

Greg and Rodrick Heffley, along with their father went and ate fried butter on a stick. Their mother, however, told them not to eat because she dislikes unhealthy food. After about an hour of walking the fairgrounds, their father went to the car to see if Manny was awake yet.

Greg and Rodrick came across a tent. Inside of it was the Foulest Footwear contest. Waiting in line to participate, both of them argued about who should get the prize, which led to a compromise at the end of their argument. Rodrick wins the contest, and his shoe was sent to the national competition. Additionally, he earned a free butter on a stick because of the coupon he won. Greg told Rodrick the prize he could have for himself because the thought of eating more butter made Greg feel slightly nauseous.

In the livestock area, Manny guessed 243.1, which was the correct weight of the hog. He won a baby pig, and the judge was not allowed to have it returned to him despite attempts by his mother to tell him that she did not want the pig. After this, they drove away.


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