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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
| | The annual '''Highway 1 Country Fair''' was a place [[Greg Heffley|Greg]]'s family read about in [[Family Frolic]], it has been running for over 130 years. |
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| | ==Story== |
| | | When they arrived at the fair, [[Greg]] and [[Rodrick Heffley|Rodrick]] along with [[Frank Heffley|their father]] go and eat fried butter on a stick which their [[Susan Heffley|mother]] should have told them not to eat because of her dislike for fried food. Greg and Rodrick go to the Foulest Footwear contest, Rodrick wins it and it is sent to the national competition and he gets a free butter on stick because of the coupon he won. Later in the livestock area, [[Manny Heffley|Manny]] guesses 243.1 which was the closest to weight of the hog for guessing nearest to which there was a competition, this turned out to be the actual weight. They win a live baby pig and judge wasn't allowing to have it returned to him despite attempts by his mother to tell him that they didn't want the pig. They later drive away. |
| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
| |
| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
| |
| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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