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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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This was [[Greg Heffley|Greg]] and [[Rowley Jefferson|Rowley]]'s Holiday Bazaar they made in [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever|Cabin Fever]]. They advertised it through their newspaper, [[The Neighbourhood Tattler]]. They planned on making it a fun place by getting stash of [[Drummies]] and making homemade arcade games.


That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
==Arcade==


Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
They also planned an arcade with gaming machines. But the arcade machines were expensive, so they just tried to make ones with cardboard. First they tried Pac Man, with the idea that they will get ice-cream sticks and paste pictures of Pac Man and the ghosts on them, then the player would control Pac Man while Rowley operated the ghosts. However, their maze fell into the cardboard machine after being made, so the idea was scrapped.


I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
==Drummies==


The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
They also wanted to sell cheaper [[Drummies]] than the School's [[Holiday Bazaar]], so Greg started buying up the stash of the grocery store. Soon they put an advertisement about their bazaar in their newspaper. It was unknown if they actually managed to sell them or not.
 
==School Wall Vandalism==
 
When [[Greg Heffley|Greg]] and [[Rowley Jefferson|Rowley]] completed doing every thing, they made advertisement posters. When they were putting up the posters, it started to rain. The rain made the color from the posters bleed onto the school wall, so they tried to clean it up, but it felt like permanent marker. Someone saw them from far away and shouted at them, so Greg and Rowley panicked and ran. They escaped without being clearly recognized. However, in the newspaper there was news that two vandals defaced the school walls. It was trending all over the school, so Greg told Rowley to wait until it all ends. But Rowley was scared, because he thought he might not be able to get a job in the future due to this. However, Rowley wrote an anonymous note which read "me and Greg Heffley vandalized the school." After reading this, [[Vice Principal Roy]] called Greg to name his companion, however Greg didn't name and took the blame to himself and cleaned the walls by himself after school.
 
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Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
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L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
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5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
 
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
 
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Latest revision as of 01:11, 14 September 2019

This was Greg and Rowley's Holiday Bazaar they made in Cabin Fever. They advertised it through their newspaper, The Neighbourhood Tattler. They planned on making it a fun place by getting stash of Drummies and making homemade arcade games.

Arcade

They also planned an arcade with gaming machines. But the arcade machines were expensive, so they just tried to make ones with cardboard. First they tried Pac Man, with the idea that they will get ice-cream sticks and paste pictures of Pac Man and the ghosts on them, then the player would control Pac Man while Rowley operated the ghosts. However, their maze fell into the cardboard machine after being made, so the idea was scrapped.

Drummies

They also wanted to sell cheaper Drummies than the School's Holiday Bazaar, so Greg started buying up the stash of the grocery store. Soon they put an advertisement about their bazaar in their newspaper. It was unknown if they actually managed to sell them or not.

School Wall Vandalism

When Greg and Rowley completed doing every thing, they made advertisement posters. When they were putting up the posters, it started to rain. The rain made the color from the posters bleed onto the school wall, so they tried to clean it up, but it felt like permanent marker. Someone saw them from far away and shouted at them, so Greg and Rowley panicked and ran. They escaped without being clearly recognized. However, in the newspaper there was news that two vandals defaced the school walls. It was trending all over the school, so Greg told Rowley to wait until it all ends. But Rowley was scared, because he thought he might not be able to get a job in the future due to this. However, Rowley wrote an anonymous note which read "me and Greg Heffley vandalized the school." After reading this, Vice Principal Roy called Greg to name his companion, however Greg didn't name and took the blame to himself and cleaned the walls by himself after school.

Gallery