Freshies

Freshies is a baby wipes item that appears in Old School. Greg says that people used regular toilet paper for hundred years, and then all of a sudden some genius came up with an idea that invented baby wipes. He said that the guy who invented the light bulbs didn't see baby wipes coming. When Greg packing up for Hardscrabble Farms camp trip, he took Freshies and then stuffed three whole containers into Rodrick's bag even though it could not fit his raincoat into it so he tossed it away. He buried the Freshies at the bottom of the bag as he did not want to let his mom know that he took Freshies away. Susan said that baby wipes are too expensive for everyone to use on a regular basis and they're meant to be reserved for Manny. Greg said that when he was older, he wants to be rich and have ton of money in order to buy as many baby wipes as he wants. Susan caughts Greg taking Freshies. He said that if he have money on his own, he will have to keep raiding Manny's supply. When Greg is at the Hardscrabble Farms camp, chaperones are going around to see their bags, he was worried the chaperones might confiscate his baby wipes. Once Mr. Jones whiffed his bag though, he didn't go through digging his bag. Greg used the baby wipes to clean himself on the second day of Hardscrabble Farms. Later, the other group had raided his cabin because they heard about Graham Bertran' snacks in his stash was totally picked clean. They also raided Greg's bag and found Freshies, which they used them all up to clean themselves. They tried flushing them down the toilet, because now it was CLOGGED.

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  Susan caughts Greg taking Freshies in the bathroom.

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  Greg used Freshies to clean himself in the bathroom as Jeffrey Swanson knocks on the door and Jordan Lankey shivering as he was desperate.