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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
}}'''Evan Douglas'''{{Vgversion|Online}} is the older brother of [[Scotty Douglas]], who has, as suggested, a rather ugly appearance. He is only referred to as "Scotty's older brother" in the [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth|The Ugly Truth]], though, in the online version, he was given the name Evan Douglas.<ref>https://www.funbrain.com/books/diary-of-a-wimpy-kid/page/913</ref>
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
 
==Appearance==
==Appearance==
His appearance is outlined as grossly looking and also his teeth are not straight and he wears braces. It is hinted that he used to be okay looking his younger brother, but as he aged, his grosser appearance came up because his younger brother also might get gross looks like him when he gets his age ruining the [[Peachy Breeze]] commercials just like the previous Peachy Breeze kid.
His appearance is outlined as grossly looking and also his teeth are not straight and he wears braces. It is hinted that he used to be okay looking his younger brother, but as he aged, his grosser appearance came up because his younger brother also might get gross looks like him when he gets his age ruining the [[Peachy Breeze]] commercials just like the previous Peachy Breeze kid.

Revision as of 04:27, 3 April 2019

Template:InfoCharacterEvan DouglasTemplate:Vgversion is the older brother of Scotty Douglas, who has, as suggested, a rather ugly appearance. He is only referred to as "Scotty's older brother" in the The Ugly Truth, though, in the online version, he was given the name Evan Douglas.[1]

Appearance

His appearance is outlined as grossly looking and also his teeth are not straight and he wears braces. It is hinted that he used to be okay looking his younger brother, but as he aged, his grosser appearance came up because his younger brother also might get gross looks like him when he gets his age ruining the Peachy Breeze commercials just like the previous Peachy Breeze kid.

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