Difference between revisions of "Diary of Greg Heffley's Best Friend"

From Diary of a Wimpy Kid Wiki
Jump to navigation Jump to search
imported>Pixexplosion
m (Text replacement - "{{wp|" to "{{w|")
 
(17 intermediate revisions by 8 users not shown)
Line 1: Line 1:
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
{{imported}}
{{Stub}}
{{infobox book
|image={{tab|o}}{{tab|Book}}[[File:Diary-of-a-Wimpy-KId-Large.png|230px]]{{tab|c}}{{tab|Original}}[[File:DOGHBF.png|230px]]{{tab|c}}{{tab|c}}
|number=
|release date=
|author=[[Jeff Kinney]]
|illustrator=Jeff Kinney
|preceded by=
|succeeded by=
|film=
}}


That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
'''{{PAGENAME}} by Greg Heffley's Best Friend Rowley Jefferson''' is a short story/spin-off book released in October 2018 to Scholastic Book Club subscribers (or Teacher Advisors) and then on 28 February 2019 in the UK for World Book Day.


Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
The book focuses on Rowley's relationship with Greg Heffley from his point of view. An expanded version was released on April 9th, 2019 under the name of [[Diary of an Awesome Friendly Kid: Rowley Jefferson's Journal]].


I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
==Chapters== 
#Early Life
#The Stuff from Fourth Grade On
#An Even More Scary Story
#The Time I Saved Greg From Tevin Larkin's Birthday Party
#The Time Greg and Me Dug Up an Ancient Burial Ground
#The Time Greg Played a Hilarious Prank on Me
#Another Time Greg Got Mad At Me
#The Time Me And Greg Had a Double Sleepover
#The Time Me and Greg Did Some Comics and I Had To ___ The Cheese
#The Adventures of Greg and Rowley


The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
==Trivia==
*{{w|Scholastic_Corporation#Book_clubs|Scholastic's book club}} stated the book could be used to showcase different kids' points of view on things, talking about friendship along with its "silly humor".
*The World Book Day edition also features a sneak preview of Sam Copeland's "Charlie Changes Into A Chicken" at the end.


==Characters==
*[[Rowley Jefferson]]
*[[Greg Heffley]]
*[[Susan Heffley]]
*[[Linda Jefferson]]
*[[Frank Heffley]]
*[[Robert Jefferson]]
*[[Manny Heffley]]
*[[Rodrick Heffley]]
*[[Tevin Larkin]]
*[[Joseph O'Rourke]]
*[[Scotty Douglas]]
*[[Bill Walter]]
*Two unidentified teenage bullies
*[[Carrots]]
*O’Rourke’s Dog
*[[Grandpa Jefferson|Bampy]]
*[[Creighton the Cretin]]


Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
*
[[Category:Books]]
[[Category:Rowley Jefferson]]
[[Category:Rowley Jefferson]]
[[Category:Jeff Kinney]]
[[Category:Jeff Kinney]]
[[Category:Unreleased Books]]
[[Category:Upcoming Stuff]]
[[Category:Spin-off books]]
[[Category:Spin-off books]]
[[Category:Real Life Books]]

Latest revision as of 02:40, 27 March 2023

This article has content that was imported from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid Wiki on Fandom.
This article is a stub. You can help by expanding it.
Diary of Greg Heffley's Best Friend
Diary-of-a-Wimpy-KId-Large.png
DOGHBF.png
Author Jeff Kinney
Illustrator Jeff Kinney

Diary of Greg Heffley's Best Friend by Greg Heffley's Best Friend Rowley Jefferson is a short story/spin-off book released in October 2018 to Scholastic Book Club subscribers (or Teacher Advisors) and then on 28 February 2019 in the UK for World Book Day.

The book focuses on Rowley's relationship with Greg Heffley from his point of view. An expanded version was released on April 9th, 2019 under the name of Diary of an Awesome Friendly Kid: Rowley Jefferson's Journal.

Chapters

  1. Early Life
  2. The Stuff from Fourth Grade On
  3. An Even More Scary Story
  4. The Time I Saved Greg From Tevin Larkin's Birthday Party
  5. The Time Greg and Me Dug Up an Ancient Burial Ground
  6. The Time Greg Played a Hilarious Prank on Me
  7. Another Time Greg Got Mad At Me
  8. The Time Me And Greg Had a Double Sleepover
  9. The Time Me and Greg Did Some Comics and I Had To ___ The Cheese
  10. The Adventures of Greg and Rowley

Trivia

  • Scholastic's book club stated the book could be used to showcase different kids' points of view on things, talking about friendship along with its "silly humor".
  • The World Book Day edition also features a sneak preview of Sam Copeland's "Charlie Changes Into A Chicken" at the end.

Characters

Retrieved from "https://wimpykidwiki.com/w/index.php?title=Diary_of_Greg_Heffley%27s_Best_Friend&oldid=82178"