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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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|name=Cindy
|image=[[File:Uncle_Gary_wife_Cindy.png|246px]]
|age=30s-35s
|gender=Female
|actor=None
|film appearance=no
|online appearance=Yes
|book appearance=Yes (as Charlene)
|Name = Cindy}}'''Cindy''' appears in [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth|The Ugly Truth]] and the online book. During her and Gary's fourth or fifth date, Cindy told Gary that she has thirty-five or even forty thousand dollars saved in the bank. Gary said that he has seventy (implying seventy thousand), but it appeared that Gary actually has seventy dollars. Cindy did not know that until her wedding day when Gary had to pay the bar tab. This might be why they got a divorce.


That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
==Trivia==
*In the book version, Cindy is named [[Charlene]] and shares the same role as Cindy.


Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
==Appearances==
 
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid (online)|''Diary of a Wimpy Kid'' (online)]] (First appearance) 
I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth]]
 
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
 
 
 
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
 
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.


==See also==


*[[Charlene]], the book counterpart of Cindy.
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5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
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-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
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Cindy
Uncle Gary wife Cindy.png
Name Cindy
Gender Female
Age 30s-35s
Actor None

Cindy appears in The Ugly Truth and the online book. During her and Gary's fourth or fifth date, Cindy told Gary that she has thirty-five or even forty thousand dollars saved in the bank. Gary said that he has seventy (implying seventy thousand), but it appeared that Gary actually has seventy dollars. Cindy did not know that until her wedding day when Gary had to pay the bar tab. This might be why they got a divorce.

Trivia

  • In the book version, Cindy is named Charlene and shares the same role as Cindy.

Appearances

See also

  • Charlene, the book counterpart of Cindy.
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