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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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|Name = Christopher Brownfield
|age = 12
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|image = [[File:Christopher Brownfield.png]]}}'''Christopher Brownfield''' is a character who appears only in ''[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth|The Ugly Truth]]'' and he is a friend of [[Greg Heffley|Greg]].
==Roles==
===Role in [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth|The Ugly Truth]]===


That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
[[Greg Heffley|Greg]] said he hung out with him for a few weeks in the summer because he is a good mosquito magnet. Greg goes on to say that Christopher was a better summer time friend than a school year friend.


Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
He also appeared in the [[Lock-In]], where [[Greg Heffley|Greg]], [[Tyson Sanders]], [[George Fleer]], [[Nicky Wood]] and him were in the same team in the game "[[Guess Who?]]". They took a photo of his back but when they caught a kid from the other team spying on them, they picked [[Tyson Sanders|Tyson Sanders']] photo instead. Later at the [[Lock-In]], when Greg's team members try to escape the chaperones, Christopher is the only one that wasn't caught, as he was hiding behind a soda machine. He is never seen again after going into hiding, and his ultimate fate is left ambiguous.


I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
==Appearance==
 
Christopher is depicted as being over-weight having a semi-circle nose just like [[Rowley|Rowley's]] and has curly and short hair and has six visible teeth. He also is one of the few characters where you can see both ears in one picture.
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
==Appearances==
 
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth]] (First and only appearance)
 
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Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
 
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
 
 
 
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
 
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.[[Category:Male Characters]]
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Christopher Brownfield
Christopher Brownfield.png
Gender Male
Age 12
Actor None

Christopher Brownfield is a character who appears only in The Ugly Truth and he is a friend of Greg.

Roles

Role in The Ugly Truth

Greg said he hung out with him for a few weeks in the summer because he is a good mosquito magnet. Greg goes on to say that Christopher was a better summer time friend than a school year friend.

He also appeared in the Lock-In, where Greg, Tyson Sanders, George Fleer, Nicky Wood and him were in the same team in the game "Guess Who?". They took a photo of his back but when they caught a kid from the other team spying on them, they picked Tyson Sanders' photo instead. Later at the Lock-In, when Greg's team members try to escape the chaperones, Christopher is the only one that wasn't caught, as he was hiding behind a soda machine. He is never seen again after going into hiding, and his ultimate fate is left ambiguous.

Appearance

Christopher is depicted as being over-weight having a semi-circle nose just like Rowley's and has curly and short hair and has six visible teeth. He also is one of the few characters where you can see both ears in one picture.

Appearances

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