Difference between revisions of "Cecil Warner"

**Cecil Warner**
Name	Cecil Warner
Age	12
Gender	Male
Actor	None
Film Appearance?	No
Online Appearance?	Yes
Book Appearance?	Yes (unamed)

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Cecil Warner is one of the Whirley Street Kids, he is named in the online book. He is the sole kid that makes the monkey noises when the bus comes by. However in The Last Straw, along with him other kids also make Monkey Noises. He was inside the bus.

Appearances

Diary of a Wimpy Kid (online) (First and named appearance)
Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw (Unnamed appearance, first book appearance)

Trivia

He was unnamed in the book version.
And in The Last Straw other kids also make Monkey Noises.
He shares his name with Uncle Cecil, relative of Greg.

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-If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
+{{Imported}}
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+|+'''Cecil Warner'''
+|-
+| colspan="2" |
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+|-
+! style="white-space:nowrap;"|Name
+|Cecil Warner
+|-
+! style="white-space:nowrap;"|Age
+|12
+|-
+! style="white-space:nowrap;"|Gender
+|Male
+|-
+! style="white-space:nowrap;"|Actor
+|None
+|-
+! style="white-space:nowrap;"|Film Appearance?
+|No
+|-
+! style="white-space:nowrap;"|Online Appearance?
+|Yes
+|-
+! style="white-space:nowrap;"|Book Appearance?
+|Yes (unamed)
+|}
+'''Cecil Warner''' is one of the [[Whirley Street Kids]], he is named in the [[online]] book. He is the sole kid that makes the monkey noises when the bus comes by. However in [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw|The Last Straw]], along with him other kids also make Monkey Noises. He was inside the bus.
-That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
+==Appearances==
+*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid (online)|''Diary of a Wimpy Kid'' (online)]] (First and named appearance)
+*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw]] (Unnamed appearance, first book appearance)
-Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
+==Trivia==
+*He was unnamed in the book version.
+*And in [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw|The Last Straw]] other kids also make Monkey Noises.
+*He shares his name with [[Uncle Cecil]], relative of Greg.
-I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
+[[Category:Minor characters]]
-The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
-Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
-L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
-.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
--> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
-This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
-If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
-*
-[[Category:Minor Characters]]
 [[Category:Middle School Students]]
-[[Category:Characters who appeared in the online book]]
+[[Category:Diary of a Wimpy Kid (online) characters]]
-[[Category:Characters who appeared in The Last Straw]]
+[[Category:Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw characters]]
 [[Category:Characters]]
-[[Category:Unnamed Characters]]
+[[Category:Unidentified characters]]
 [[Category:Whirley Street Kids]]
 [[Category:Children]]
-[[Category:Unidentified Characters]]
+[[Category:Unidentified characters]]
 [[Category:Westmore Middle School]]
+[[Category:Mentioned characters‏‎]]

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