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<span style="font-weight:normal;">The </span>'''Balloon Brigade'''<span style="font-weight:normal;"> is where kids at </span>[[Westmore Middle School]]<span style="font-weight:normal;"> release balloons into the air and hope whoever finds there responds with there location. Whoever's balloon goes the furthest get's a prize. The previous year the prize was a $30 gift certificate at the school book fair, won by </span>[[Andrea Gennarro]]<span style="font-weight:normal;">'s balloon that had the furthest balloon distance at the time. This year's prize is candy corn in a large jar. </span>[[Vice Principal Roy]]<span style="font-weight:normal;"> puts a thumbtack on a map in the library to show how far each balloon went. He also leads kids out on the field to release their balloons. However, their excitement did not last long because almost of all balloons went straight into the new mobile-phone tower, which they built on the hill next to football field, therefore, none of their balloons had gone further. Luckily for [[Greg]], his balloon weighed down by the letter he wrote and then his balloon went under the tower and it cleared the trees on the other side. </span>
 
==Appearances==
Hump me, fuck me
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Double Down]] (First and only appearance)
Daddy better make me choke (you better)
==Gallery==
Hump me, fuck me
<gallery>
My tunnel loves a deep throat (it do)
Balloon Brigade.jpg|[[Vice Principal Roy]] is explaining about the Balloon Brigade.
 
Greg wrote a letter on Balloon Brigade.jpg|Greg wrote a letter to whoever found his letter for the Balloon Brigade.
Lick, lick, lick, lick (I lick)
Children releasing balloon on Balloon Brigade.jpg|The children are releasing balloons during the Balloon Brigade event to see whoever balloons is the furthest.
I want to eat your dick (I do)
Balloon stuck on Mobile Phone Tower.jpg|The balloons are stuck at mobile phone tower except Greg.
But I can't fuck up my nails (I can't)
</gallery>
So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks
 
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence
 
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep I can't speak a sentence
 
My fingers in it, gentle (yeah)
Explore this nigga mental
I'mma write my name on his dick (his dick)
Don't need a pen or a pencil (no I don't)
 
All I need is my body (my body)
My pussy pink just like salami (ooh!)
Don't need no drink to get naughty (no)
'Cause bitch I'm not Bill Cosby (I'm not)
 
My pussy mean, and it's clean (It is)
I'm not a squirter, I cream (squirt squirt!)
Keep it smelling like baby wipes
I never smell like sardines (ew!)
 
This will never fucking end (It won't)
Ballerina that dick when I spin (I spin)
I fucked this nigga so good
I ain't swallow one kid, I think I swallowed twins
 
Hump me, fuck me
Daddy better make me choke (you better)
Hump me, fuck me
My tunnel loves to deep throat (it do)
 
Lick, lick, lick, lick (I lick)
I want to eat your dick (I do)
But I can't fuck up my nails (I can't)
So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks
 
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence
 
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
Put it so deep I can't speak a sentence
 
Just come put it down my butt (my butt)
Let's shoot a movie, no cuts
Ride the dick, get my nipples licked
That's breastfeeding while we fuck (thirsty)
 
Finna get the dick wet and firm (firm)
You better sweat me out of my perm (my perm)
Can't wait 'til it's my turn
I wanna blow bubbles with sperm (right now)
 
Wanna hit it from the back
Let me arch my back
Once I arch my back
That mean attack this pussy
 
Don't need a porn star 'cause I'm the moderin (no)
I'mma spit on his dick sound like I'm gargling
 
Make him bust three nuts, is the task
My panties stuck in my ass
So I pulled them down to show him the pearl
Made his pubic hairs curl fast
 
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Come fuck this pussy
 
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Fuck this pussy
Come fuck this pussy
 
[[Category:Events]]
[[Category:Events]]
[[Category:Groups]]
[[Category:Groups]]
[[Category:Miscellaneous]]
[[Category:Miscellaneous]]
[[Category:Westmore Middle School]]
[[Category:Westmore Middle School]]

Revision as of 09:52, 12 July 2018


Hump me, fuck me Daddy better make me choke (you better) Hump me, fuck me My tunnel loves a deep throat (it do)

Lick, lick, lick, lick (I lick) I want to eat your dick (I do) But I can't fuck up my nails (I can't) So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks

Mouth wide open, mouth wide open Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist Mouth wide open, mouth wide open Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence

Mouth wide open, mouth wide open Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist Mouth wide open, mouth wide open Put it so deep I can't speak a sentence

My fingers in it, gentle (yeah) Explore this nigga mental I'mma write my name on his dick (his dick) Don't need a pen or a pencil (no I don't)

All I need is my body (my body) My pussy pink just like salami (ooh!) Don't need no drink to get naughty (no) 'Cause bitch I'm not Bill Cosby (I'm not)

My pussy mean, and it's clean (It is) I'm not a squirter, I cream (squirt squirt!) Keep it smelling like baby wipes I never smell like sardines (ew!)

This will never fucking end (It won't) Ballerina that dick when I spin (I spin) I fucked this nigga so good I ain't swallow one kid, I think I swallowed twins

Hump me, fuck me Daddy better make me choke (you better) Hump me, fuck me My tunnel loves to deep throat (it do)

Lick, lick, lick, lick (I lick) I want to eat your dick (I do) But I can't fuck up my nails (I can't) So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks

Mouth wide open, mouth wide open Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist Mouth wide open, mouth wide open Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence

Mouth wide open, mouth wide open Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist Mouth wide open, mouth wide open Put it so deep I can't speak a sentence

Just come put it down my butt (my butt) Let's shoot a movie, no cuts Ride the dick, get my nipples licked That's breastfeeding while we fuck (thirsty)

Finna get the dick wet and firm (firm) You better sweat me out of my perm (my perm) Can't wait 'til it's my turn I wanna blow bubbles with sperm (right now)

Wanna hit it from the back Let me arch my back Once I arch my back That mean attack this pussy

Don't need a porn star 'cause I'm the moderin (no) I'mma spit on his dick sound like I'm gargling

Make him bust three nuts, is the task My panties stuck in my ass So I pulled them down to show him the pearl Made his pubic hairs curl fast

Fuck this pussy Fuck this pussy Fuck this pussy Come fuck this pussy

Fuck this pussy Fuck this pussy Fuck this pussy Come fuck this pussy

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