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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
'''''Bad Bradley''''' is a book written by [[Susan Heffley|Susan]] prior to the events of ''[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel]]''. The titular character is based on [[Bradley]], a kid who terrorized [[Greg Heffley|Greg]] in preschool. Susan wrote the book after he moved away. Greg writes that while Bradley was a bad kid in real life, he's "pretty much the Devil" in ''Bad Bradley'', biting teachers and poking his thumbs in childrens' eyes. Bradley later moved back to Greg's town, causing Susan to be unable to publish the book. Susan reads ''Bad Bradley'' to [[Manny Heffley|Manny]] at bedtime, which [[Greg Heffley|Greg]] believes is the reason why Manny is scared of other kids his age.


That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
==Gallery==
<gallery>
Devil.PNG|A page of the book.
Susan reading Bad Bradley to Manny.jpg|Susan reading ''Bad Bradley'' to Manny
</gallery>


Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
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Latest revision as of 21:40, 11 November 2019

Bad Bradley is a book written by Susan prior to the events of Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel. The titular character is based on Bradley, a kid who terrorized Greg in preschool. Susan wrote the book after he moved away. Greg writes that while Bradley was a bad kid in real life, he's "pretty much the Devil" in Bad Bradley, biting teachers and poking his thumbs in childrens' eyes. Bradley later moved back to Greg's town, causing Susan to be unable to publish the book. Susan reads Bad Bradley to Manny at bedtime, which Greg believes is the reason why Manny is scared of other kids his age.

Gallery

  • A page of the book.

  • Susan reading Bad Bradley to Manny

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