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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.


That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
'''Bad Bradley '''was a book written by [[Susan Heffley|Susan]] after [[Bradley]], a kid who bullied [[Greg Heffley|Greg]] a lot during his pre-school, left the town the [[Heffley Family]] lived in. In the book, Bradley was shown as a very bad kid as he poked his fingers in a child's eye and bit a teacher. [[Susan]] was getting it published, but Bradley and his family moved back in that time so [[Susan]] had to scrap the idea. However, she used it to teach [[Manny Heffley|Manny]], which [[Greg]] believes is the reason why [[Manny]] is scared of other kids his age.


Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
== Trivia ==
* The book might be a parody of "No, David!".
* In the book, Bradley was even worse behaved than the real Bradley. [[Greg]] describes the book Bradley as being pretty much the Devil.


I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.


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Revision as of 16:55, 26 February 2019

Bad Bradley was a book written by Susan after Bradley, a kid who bullied Greg a lot during his pre-school, left the town the Heffley Family lived in. In the book, Bradley was shown as a very bad kid as he poked his fingers in a child's eye and bit a teacher. Susan was getting it published, but Bradley and his family moved back in that time so Susan had to scrap the idea. However, she used it to teach Manny, which Greg believes is the reason why Manny is scared of other kids his age.

Trivia

  • The book might be a parody of "No, David!".
  • In the book, Bradley was even worse behaved than the real Bradley. Greg describes the book Bradley as being pretty much the Devil.


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