Albert Sandy

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Template:InfoCharacterAlbert Sandy is a kid and minor character that goes to Greg's school. He always shares crazy and absurd thoughts about things that don't happen in real life. Most people don't take him seriously, as his claims are usually lies.

Role in the series

Diary of a Wimpy Kid Online

Albert says that his parents got a 32-inch TV for his room, among many other things.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw

Albert talks about a man from Thailand or China who could jump really high by digging a hole in the ground, then jumping in and out of it.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth

During the Lock-In, Albert says that he watched a movie where a man escaped prison by digging his way out with a spoon. Desperate to escape the Lock-In, the students try that, but ultimately fail. Greg notes that Albert is once again lying, and that his claim is just a whole bunch of "Hollywood baloney." Later, Greg wants to go to Health class because his source of information is Albert.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Old School

Albert is seen at Hardscrabble Farms, telling everyone that Silas Scratch has a network of underground tunnels beneath the cabins at the farm, and that's how he is able to move around so quickly. Albert says that Silas Scratch haunts the bathroom as well. This scares the kids and makes them avoid using the bathroom.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Double Down

Albert talks about an old billionaire who freezes himself to see what life is like in a hundred years. Later, he tells Greg and Rowley that human beings only use 80% of their brains.

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Meltdown

On a cold day, Albert tells kids that their spit will freeze before it hits the ground. Later, he tells about a man who held in his sneeze and blew his head off, who now works at the local Shop-n-Dash. He also says that when someone's pet dies in the winter, they have to wait until the ground thaws in the spring before it can be buried. People in Greg's town use the school cafeteria's walk-in freezer to store their pets for the winter. Greg also mentions that Albert told a story about what happened to a guy who peed in the cold.

Appearances

• Diary of a Wimpy Kid Online (First appearance)
• Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw (First book appearance)
• Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Ugly Truth
• Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Old School
• Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Double Down
• Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Meltdown

Gallery

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  Albert talks about a guy who jumps in a hole.

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  Albert talks about a movie where a guy digs under the cafeteria with spoons.

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  Albert talks about how Silas Scratch uses a network of tunnels beneath the cabins.

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  Albert telling Greg and Rowley about an old billionaire who freezes himself.

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  Albert telling Greg and Rowley that human beings only use 80% of their brains.

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  Albert tells everyone about a guy who covered his sneeze and blew his head off.

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  Albert tells everyone that the guy survived without his head currently works as a grocery bagger at the local Shop-n-Dash.