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| | '''"A Hundred Years Ago"''' is a poem written by [[Rodrick Heffley]] for an essay that [[Mr. Huff]] assigned. In ''[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid (online)|''Diary of a Wimpy Kid'' (online)]]'' and ''[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules]]'', when the power goes out at the Heffley residence, Rodrick sells this poem to [[Greg Heffley|Greg]] for 20,000 in [[Mom Bucks]]. Greg reviews the assignment on the bus ride to school, noticing that it is a poem and not an essay; he decides to not turn it in. |
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| | ==Poem== |
| | [[File:A Hundred Years Ago.jpg|thumb|In the book]] |
| | [[File:See me.png|thumb|In the online version]] |
| | ===Book and online version=== |
| | Sometimes I sit and wonder<br> |
| | About stuff I don't know<br> |
| | Like what the heck the earth was like<br> |
| | A hundred years ago. |
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| I wish Holly Hills and Angie Stedman would pull they pants down so I could go inside my dick is so hard I would even pay 30,000 bucks I have THAT much money AHHH
| | Did cavemen ride on dinosaurs?<br> |
| | Did flowers even grow?<br> |
| | Well we could guess but that was back<br> |
| | A hundred years ago. |
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| OHHH <SCREAM> <MOAN>
| | I wish they built a time machine<br> |
| | And they picked me up to go<br> |
| | To check out what the scene was like<br> |
| | A hundred years ago.<br> |
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| I wish Holly Hills and Angie Stedman would pull they pants down so I could go inside my dick is so hard I would even pay 30,000 bucks I have THAT much money AHHH | | Did giant spiders rule the earth?<br> |
| | Were deserts filled with snow?<br> |
| | I wonder what the story was<br> |
| | A hundred years ago. |
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| OHHH <SCREAM> <MOAN>
| | ===Movie version===<br> |
| | | Sometimes I sit and wonder<br> |
| I wish Holly Hills and Angie Stedman would pull they pants down so I could go inside my dick is so hard I would even pay 30,000 bucks I have THAT much money AHHH
| | About stuff, I do not know<br> |
| | | Like, what the earth was like<br> |
| OHHH <SCREAM> <MOAN>
| | A hundred years ago. |
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| I wish Holly Hills and Angie Stedman would pull they pants down so I could go inside my dick is so hard I would even pay 30,000 bucks I have THAT much money AHHH
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| OHHH <SCREAM> <MOAN>
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| I wish Holly Hills and Angie Stedman would pull they pants down so I could go inside my dick is so hard I would even pay 30,000 bucks I have THAT much money AHHH
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| OHHH <SCREAM> <MOAN>
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| I wish Holly Hills and Angie Stedman would pull they pants down so I could go inside my dick is so hard I would even pay 30,000 bucks I have THAT much money AHHH
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| OHHH <SCREAM> <MOAN>
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| I wish Holly Hills and Angie Stedman would pull they pants down so I could go inside my dick is so hard I would even pay 30,000 bucks I have THAT much money AHHH
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| OHHH <SCREAM> <MOAN>
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| I wish Holly Hills and Angie Stedman would pull they pants down so I could go inside my dick is so hard I would even pay 30,000 bucks I have THAT much money AHHH
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| OHHH <SCREAM> <MOAN>
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| I wish Holly Hills and Angie Stedman would pull they pants down so I could go inside my dick is so hard I would even pay 30,000 bucks I have THAT much money AHHH
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| OHHH <SCREAM> <MOAN>
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| I wish Holly Hills and Angie Stedman would pull they pants down so I could go inside my dick is so hard I would even pay 30,000 bucks I have THAT much money AHHH
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| OHHH <SCREAM> <MOAN>
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| I wish Holly Hills and Angie Stedman would pull they pants down so I could go inside my dick is so hard I would even pay 30,000 bucks I have THAT much money AHHH
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| OHHH <SCREAM> <MOAN>
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| I wish Holly Hills and Angie Stedman would pull they pants down so I could go inside my dick is so hard I would even pay 30,000 bucks I have THAT much money AHHH
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| OHHH <SCREAM> <MOAN>
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| I wish Holly Hills and Angie Stedman would pull they pants down so I could go inside my dick is so hard I would even pay 30,000 bucks I have THAT much money AHHH
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| OHHH <SCREAM> <MOAN>
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| I wish Holly Hills and Angie Stedman would pull they pants down so I could go inside my dick is so hard I would even pay 30,000 bucks I have THAT much money AHHH
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| == Poem == | |
| ===In the Book and Online Book===
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| Sometimes I sit and wonder about stuff I don't know | |
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| Like what the heck the earth was like a hundred years ago. | |
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| Did cavemen ride on dinosaurs?
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| Did flowers even grow?
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| Well we could guess but that was back a hundred years ago.
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| I wish they built a time machine.
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| And picked me up to go.
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| To check out what the scene was like a hundred years ago.
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| Did giant spiders rule the earth?
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| | Did cavemen ride on dinosaurs?<br> |
| | Did flowers even grow?<br> |
| | Did spiders rule the earth?<br> |
| Were deserts filled with snow? | | Were deserts filled with snow? |
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| I wonder what the story was a hundred years ago. [[File:See_me.png|frame|The poem after it was graded]]
| | There were no books or humans<br> |
| | | So how are we to know<br> |
| === In the Movie ===
| | What the earth was like<br> |
| Sometimes I sit and wonder
| | A hundred years ago. |
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| About stuff I do not know
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| Like, what the earth was like a hundred years ago
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| Did cavemen ride on dinosaurs?
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| Did flowers even grow?
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| Did spiders rule the earth?
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| Were deserts filled with snow?
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| There were no books or humans So how are we to know, | |
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| What the earth was like a hundred years ago. | |
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| == Trivia ==
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| *This poem is logically impossible. Rodrick described scenery that might have happened at the ''beginning'' of the Earth, rather than events that happened in the 1900s, or nonsensical things such as "giant spiders ruling the Earth." It would have made more logical sense if Rodrick had titled this poem "A ''Gazillion'' Years Ago."
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| *The poem from the movie is slightly different than the one from the book.
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"A Hundred Years Ago" is a poem written by Rodrick Heffley for an essay that Mr. Huff assigned. In Diary of a Wimpy Kid (online) and Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules, when the power goes out at the Heffley residence, Rodrick sells this poem to Greg for 20,000 in Mom Bucks. Greg reviews the assignment on the bus ride to school, noticing that it is a poem and not an essay; he decides to not turn it in.
Poem
Book and online version
Sometimes I sit and wonder
About stuff I don't know
Like what the heck the earth was like
A hundred years ago.
Did cavemen ride on dinosaurs?
Did flowers even grow?
Well we could guess but that was back
A hundred years ago.
I wish they built a time machine
And they picked me up to go
To check out what the scene was like
A hundred years ago.
Did giant spiders rule the earth?
Were deserts filled with snow?
I wonder what the story was
A hundred years ago.
===Movie version===
Sometimes I sit and wonder
About stuff, I do not know
Like, what the earth was like
A hundred years ago.
Did cavemen ride on dinosaurs?
Did flowers even grow?
Did spiders rule the earth?
Were deserts filled with snow?
There were no books or humans
So how are we to know
What the earth was like
A hundred years ago.
