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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
|Name = Mrs. Pants
 
|age = 20's-40's
Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
|gender = Female
 
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I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
|film appearance = No
 
|online appearance = No
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
|book appearance = Yes|image = [[File:MrsPants.png|250px]]}}'''Mrs. Pants''' is character who appeared in [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever|Cabin Fever]]. She is the mother of [[Nasty Pants]]. [[Rowley Jefferson|Rowley]] and [[Greg Heffley|Greg]] were tired of getting bullied by Nasty Pants and they had told their fathers. They drove to [[Nasty Pants]]'s house. When they got there, they rang the bell. Nasty Pants opened the door, the fathers of both Greg and Rowley were unaware that he is the bully and then his mother came. She explained that Nasty Pants was only five year old and gets "wounded up a little". After this, fathers of both Greg and Rowley felt ashamed of their sons because of being bullied by a kindergartner.
 
==Trivia==
 
*It's unknown if her surname is actually Pants, but Greg refers to her as "Mrs. Pants".
 
==Appearances==
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever]] (First and only appearance)
 
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
 
 
 
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
 
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
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Mrs. Pants
MrsPants.png
Gender Female
Age 20's-40's
Actor None

Mrs. Pants is character who appeared in Cabin Fever. She is the mother of Nasty Pants. Rowley and Greg were tired of getting bullied by Nasty Pants and they had told their fathers. They drove to Nasty Pants's house. When they got there, they rang the bell. Nasty Pants opened the door, the fathers of both Greg and Rowley were unaware that he is the bully and then his mother came. She explained that Nasty Pants was only five year old and gets "wounded up a little". After this, fathers of both Greg and Rowley felt ashamed of their sons because of being bullied by a kindergartner.

Trivia

  • It's unknown if her surname is actually Pants, but Greg refers to her as "Mrs. Pants".

Appearances

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