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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| | | |Name = Mrs. Stringer |
| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." == | | |age = 30s-40s |
| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
| | |gender = Female |
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| | |actor = None |
| ==<nowiki/>==
| | |film appearance = No |
| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
| | |online appearance = No |
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| | |book appearance = Yes |
| | | |image = [[File:Mrs String.png]]}}'''Mrs. Stringer''' is the mother of [[Laurel Stringer]] and [[Wesley Stringer]] and the wife of [[Mr. Stringer]]. She is a friend of [[Susan Heffley]]. In The Third Wheel, the Stringers come to the Heffley house for dinner, where Greg was volunteered to babysit Wesley, after hearing Mrs. Stringer complain of not being able to find a reliable person for the job. [[Greg Heffley|Greg]] recieved the job, but he was found sleeping in Laurel's bed so Mr. Stringer presumably fired him. |
| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." == | |
| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." == | |
| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==<nowiki/>==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==Gallery== | | ==Gallery== |
| <gallery> | | <gallery> |
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| ==Appearances== | | ==Appearances== |
| *[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel]] (First and only appearance) | | *[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel]] (First and only appearance) |
| [[Category:Characters who appeared in The Third Wheel]] | | [[Category:Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel characters]] |
| [[Category:Female Characters]] | | [[Category:Female characters]] |
| [[Category:Minor Characters]]
| | [[Category:Stringer family]] |
| [[Category:Adults]]
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| [[Category:Characters]]
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| [[Category:Stringer Family]] | |
| [[Category:Parents]] | | [[Category:Parents]] |
| [[Category:Book only Characters]] | | [[Category:Book-only characters]] |
| [[Category:One Time Characters]] | | [[Category:One-time characters]] |
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| | [[Category:Antagonists]] |
