Difference between revisions of "Winter Talent Show"

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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.

Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.

L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.

5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega

-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05

This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.

If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.

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-The '''Winter Talent Show '''(known in the film''' '''as''' [[Plainview]]'s Most Talented''')''' '''was a talent show held in [[Rodrick Rules]]. [[Rowley]] was paired up with [[Scotty Douglas]], but due to a prank gone wrong done by Greg, he was forced to fill in as Scotty's partner. [[Löded Diper]] made the cut, however Greg and Scotty were the only act not to make it into the talent show.
+If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
-The talent show ended up going on way longer than it should've, and they eventually started running two acts at the same time to keep it moving—this ended up having mixed results, as sometimes the acts worked really well together while other times it didn't. The last act was of Löded Diper, they were paired up with [[Harry Gilbertson]] ("Tyler Murphy" in the original online version). After the show as over, they handed awards, with Harry getting an award for "Best Musical Act" and Rowley's babysitter, Leland, being given the grand prize for his ventriloquism act.
+That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
-During Rodrick's performance, Greg had refused to record so [[Susan]] volunteered, Susan kept dancing when Rodrick's band played and the recorder zoomed the camera at Susan. The Video became famous as "[[Dancing Mom]]" all over the internet, this made Rodrick hide in his room until it all blew over.
+Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
-==Trivia==
+I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
-*It's a combined talent show between the elementary school, the middle school and the high school, which could mean that there were originally three separate talent shows for each of the schools. It's unknown who decided to combine all three schools together for one big talent show.
-==Gallery==
+The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
-<gallery>
-Leland Ventriloquism .jpg|Leland's act of Ventriloquism which won him the grand prize
-Larry Carnage.jpg|Larry Larkin 's performance of carnage.
-Dancing Mom.jpg|Loded Diper performs with Harry Gilbertson roller skating.
+Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
-</gallery>
-==Appearances==
+L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
-*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid Online]]
-*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules]]
-*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules (film)]]
+.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
+-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
+This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
+If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
+*
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