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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
{{Cquote|Hope y'all are havin' an awesome day!|||The Toll Booth guy|to the Heffley family}}
 
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That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
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|gender = Male
Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
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I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
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The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
This man was in charge of a toll booth in [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul|The Long Haul]]. When the [[Heffley family]] went on a road trip and paid their toll, he told them in a loud voice to have a nice day, which nearly woke up [[Manny Heffley]], which would've resulted in a temper tantrum but luckily, [[Rodrick Heffley]] put him back to sleep at the last second by putting his pacifier back in.
 
==Appearances==
 
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul]] (First and only appearance)
 
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Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
 
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
 
 
 
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
 
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.[[Category:Characters who appeared in The Long Haul]]
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Revision as of 16:52, 26 February 2019

Template:Cquote Template:InfoCharacter This man was in charge of a toll booth in The Long Haul. When the Heffley family went on a road trip and paid their toll, he told them in a loud voice to have a nice day, which nearly woke up Manny Heffley, which would've resulted in a temper tantrum but luckily, Rodrick Heffley put him back to sleep at the last second by putting his pacifier back in.

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