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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
'''Terence Kelly''' (born June 12, 1922) is a Canadian actor who played the role of [[Grandpa Heffley]] in the film adaptations of [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules]] and [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days]]. He is best known for his roles as RCMP officer Sgt. Wilkes in Red Serge.


Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
Terence Kelly was born in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
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I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
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The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
 
 
 
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
 
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
 
 
 
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
 
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
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Terence Kelly (born June 12, 1922) is a Canadian actor who played the role of Grandpa Heffley in the film adaptations of Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules and Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days. He is best known for his roles as RCMP officer Sgt. Wilkes in Red Serge.

Terence Kelly was born in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.

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