Spag Union Military Academy

The Spag Union Military Academy was an all-boys military academy that Greg's dad threatened to send him to if he did not behave well. Boys could attend Spag Union once they reached middle school age. Greg did not go to Spag Union because during Seth Snella's half-birthday party, Greg saved his dad from having to try to make Seth laugh by doing funny stuff by trying to get Seth's blue blanket back, ending up hanging on the tree and his pants falling down in the process. That accident prevented his dad from having to act in front of Seth, and his dad payed him back with not forcing him to go to Spag Union. It is briefly seen in The Last Straw and mentioned in Dog Days, including the movie.