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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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{{infobox character|name = Shane Browning|image = [[File:Shane Browning.jpg|thumb]]|Name = Shane Browning|age = 13-15|gender = Male|actor = None|film appearance = No|online appearance = No|book appearance = Yes}}'''Shane Browning''' goes to [[Greg Heffley|Greg]]'s Middle School. Shane looks a lot older than everybody else so Greg thinks that he is a NARC. Greg constantly passes notes to him to report other kids.


That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
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Greg passes the note to Shane Browning.jpg|Greg passes the note to Shane Browning during class.
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Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
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*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Meltdown]] (First and only appearance)
I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
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The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
 
 
 
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
 
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
 
 
 
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
 
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
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Shane Browning
Shane Browning.jpg
Name Shane Browning
Gender Male
Age 13-15
Actor None

Shane Browning goes to Greg's Middle School. Shane looks a lot older than everybody else so Greg thinks that he is a NARC. Greg constantly passes notes to him to report other kids.

Gallery

  • Greg passes the note to Shane Browning during class.

Appearances

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