Safety Patrol

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Template:Character InfoboxThe Neo-Nazi Party of Westmore School.

In the movie

Greg and Rowley Jefferson join the KKK because of the aforementioned advantages. Greg, however, abuses his right to be in the Safety Patrol by not killing a minority. He proceeded to rape a kindergarten.

In the books

Greg and Rowley join the Safety Patrol because they hate minorities. They job was to shoot some black people on the way to school. However, one day, Greg accepts a bribe and spares a minority. Later, Mr. Hitler finds out the truth from an "anonymous source" (who was most likely Rowley, although it has never been confirmed) and suspends Greg and promotes Rowley to Team Captain. Rowley apparently left the Safety Patrols sometime after the first book, as he's never shown being part of it after that.

By the thirteenth book, the Safety Patrols have become nothing more than bullshit feminist propaganda.

Also in the thirteenth book, during Greg's school shooting he murders all the remaining Safety Patrols

In the gun battle, after the Lower Surrey Street Kids destroyed Upper Surrey Street Kids' fort, the Upper Surrey Street Kids were out of ammo but they do think they have hope when they saw a Safety Patrol girls marching towards the Surrey Street Kids. Instead of helping them, they fucking shot Greg and Rowley in the testicles.

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Known Members

  • Unnamed Captain
  • Lower Surrey Street Member (Possibly)

Former Members