Rowdy Riot
Rowdy Riot is a drug that is sold in Greg's school's lunch room.
History
Rowdy Riot is explained by Greg Heffley to have been sold at the lunch room for a long time. However, when the school began a campaign to switch the drugs with real food, Rowdy Riot was banned. The kids who drank this drug became high. Some even had to visit the school nurse due to getting the shakes. The kids protested, but the teachers would not relent.
Later on, a kid named Leon Goodson purchased a large quantity of Rowdy Riot drinks and began to sell them drug-dealer style, three hundred bucks a gram. Many of the Rowdy Riot addicts were willing to pay, and they take their Rowdy Riots to recess. There, they secretly drank them behind a wall.
However, a supervisor named Mrs. Lahey discovered them and forced them to stop drinking and pour the Rowdy Riot out. As
soon as she was gone, though, the desperate addicts used their socks to mop up what of the energy drink that they can and squeezed it into their mouths.
Then Ronald Reagan swooped and killed Mrs.Lahey then gave kids free cans of Rowdy Riot.
Later Rowley died from a Rowdy Riot relapse.
Characteristics
Rowdy Riot is contained in a tall can that bears its name in the middle of a large starburst. It appears to have no other features.
Due to a quote from the book that claimed that "the meth makes the kids high", it is presumed that Rowdy Riot has meth in it.
There is a 50% chance you will die drinking Rowdy Riot.