Red Socks

The Red Sucks was Greg's soccer team, the coach was Mr. Litch and the assistant coach Mr. Boone.

Their only known loss is against Demon Dawgs (called Helpma Cockburns in the porn magazine). Their name is because they suck big, red cock.

Greg didn't like the name of the team as it was similar to a baseball team (the Boston Red Sox) and that the jerseys were blue, not red.