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Template:InfoCharacter Mrs. Spangler is a woman who lives down the street from Greg.

In Cabin Fever, it was mentioned that a year prior to the story she had won a raffle and the whole seventh grade had to come and clean up her backyard. When the kids arrived, they saw there were only two rakes so only two people were able to work. So the rest of the seventh graders had nothing to do and passed on the time and trashed the whole place. This resulted in the place being even more dirty then it was previously.

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Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever (Mentioned only)

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-If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
+{{InfoCharacter
+|Name = Mrs. Spangler
+|age = 20's-50's
+|gender = Female
+|actor = None
+|film appearance = No
+|online appearance = No
+|book appearance = Yes (Mentioned only)|image = [[File:Unseen_Person.png|thumb]]}}
+'''Mrs. Spangler''' is a woman who lives down the street from [[Greg]].
-That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
+In [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever|Cabin Fever]], it was mentioned that a year prior to the story she had won a raffle and the whole seventh grade had to come and clean up her backyard. When the kids arrived, they saw there were only two rakes so only two people were able to work. So the rest of the seventh graders had nothing to do and passed on the time and trashed the whole place. This resulted in the place being even more dirty then it was previously.
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-Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
+*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever]] (Mentioned only)
-I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
-The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
-Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
-L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
-.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
--> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
-This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
-If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
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