Difference between revisions of "Mrs. Lahey"

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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.

Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.

L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.

5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega

-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05

This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.

If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.

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-{{InfoCharacter
+If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
-|Name = Mrs. Lahey
-|image = [[File:Mrs._Lahey.png]]
-|age = 60's-70's
-|gender = Female
-|actor = None
-|film appearance = No
-|online appearance = No
-|book appearance = Yes}}'''Mrs. Lahey '''was a recess monitor who appeared in [[Cabin Fever]]. The school banned [[Rowdy Riot]], a energy drink which made kids hyperactive, so a kid called [[Leon Goodson]] brought a bag full of it and sold it for three dollars a can. As they knew they could get caught in the school, they went to drink it behind the school building, But Mrs. Lahey caught them. She told them to pour all their drinks out or she would report them to the principal. The boys did as they were told, but when she left, they mopped the puddles up with their socks, and let the excess drip into their mouths.
-==Gallery==
-<gallery>
-Mrs. Lahey caught the boys red-handed when drinking.jpg|Mrs. Lahey caught the boys red-handed when she saw them drinking Rowdy Riot at the back of the school.
-Mrs. Lahey watches the boys pour all their drinks out.jpg|Mrs. Lahey watches the boys pouring all their drinks out.
-</gallery>
-==Appearances==
-*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever]] (First and only appearance)
-== Trivia ==
+That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
-* She is the first female to be seen with a unibrow.
+Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
+I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
+The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
+Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
+L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
+.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
+-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
+This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
+If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
+*
 [[Category:Female Characters]]
 [[Category:Adults]]

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