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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
{{InfoCharacter
 
|image =[[File:DOAWK-0.png]]
That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
|Name = Mr. Lee
 
|age = 50's-60's
Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
|gender = Male
 
|actor = None
I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
|film appearance = No
 
|online appearance = Yes
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
|book appearance = No}}'''Mr. Lee '''is the father of [[Collin Lee]], he only appeared in the online book. Whenever [[Greg]] would bring a video game to Collin's house, Mr. Lee would take the video game and see reviews about it on a parental webisite. However Greg once put the CD in one of [[Manny|Manny's]] educational games. Mr. Lee saw it up on the website and allowed them to play it, not knowing he was fooled.
 
==Appearance==
 
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid Online]] (First and only appearance)
 
==Trivia==
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
*In the book, [[Robert Jefferson]] is the one who doesn't let Greg play violent video games.
 
*He is said to own every Spider-Man comic book since the late 60s, hinting he is around 50-60.
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
 
 
 
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
 
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
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Revision as of 16:51, 26 February 2019

Template:InfoCharacterMr. Lee is the father of Collin Lee, he only appeared in the online book. Whenever Greg would bring a video game to Collin's house, Mr. Lee would take the video game and see reviews about it on a parental webisite. However Greg once put the CD in one of Manny's educational games. Mr. Lee saw it up on the website and allowed them to play it, not knowing he was fooled.

Appearance

Trivia

  • In the book, Robert Jefferson is the one who doesn't let Greg play violent video games.
  • He is said to own every Spider-Man comic book since the late 60s, hinting he is around 50-60.
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