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==Appearances== | ==Appearances== | ||
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid Online]] (First appearance, as Mr. Mooney) | *[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid Online]] (First appearance, as Mr. Mooney) | ||
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw]] (First and only book appearance, unseen) | *[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw]] (First and only book appearance, unseen) | ||
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. | |||
ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY | |||
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." == | |||
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. | |||
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[[Category:Characters who appeared in The Last Straw]] | [[Category:Characters who appeared in The Last Straw]] | ||
[[Category:Unseen Characters]] | [[Category:Unseen Characters]] | ||
Revision as of 03:52, 3 April 2019
Appearances
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid Online (First appearance, as Mr. Mooney)
- Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw (First and only book appearance, unseen)
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams. ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY
That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.