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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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'''Mr. Blakely '''is [[Greg Heffley|Greg]]'s English teacher during [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Hard Luck|Hard Luck]]. Since he wants Greg to write in cursive and he is bad at it, he bribes [[Rowley Jefferson|Rowley]] into writing things for him. In the yearbook, Greg edits his photo to make fun of him but hopes he won't be too mad when he sees his. It is unlikely that it got published since the other teachers wouldn't approve of it.
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That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
==Appearances==
*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Hard Luck]] (First and only appearance)
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Mr. Blakely both photos.png|Both the photos: the unedited one (left), Greg's edited one (right)
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Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
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I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
 
The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
 
 
 
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
 
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
 
 
 
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
 
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
 
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Mr. Blakely
Mr. Blakely.png
Gender Male
Age 30's-50's
Actor None

Mr. Blakely is Greg's English teacher during Hard Luck. Since he wants Greg to write in cursive and he is bad at it, he bribes Rowley into writing things for him. In the yearbook, Greg edits his photo to make fun of him but hopes he won't be too mad when he sees his. It is unlikely that it got published since the other teachers wouldn't approve of it.

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  • Both the photos: the unedited one (left), Greg's edited one (right)

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