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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| | | |Name = Martina |
| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." == | | |age = 30's-40's |
| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
| | |gender = Female |
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| | |actor = None |
| ==<nowiki/>== | | |film appearance = No |
| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
| | |online appearance = No |
| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
| | |book appearance = Yes |
| | | |image = [[File:Martina.jpg|200px]] |
| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
| | }} |
| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
| | '''Martina''' is a relative from [[Susan Heffley|Susan]]'s side. She was having a buffet at a hotel when she saw more food on another side, so she went there but she didn't realize it was a full-length mirror, and crashed into it. She sued the hotel, and since there was a [[Porsche]] at [[Gramma]]'s house, [[Greg Heffley|Greg]] believed it was hers. |
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." == | |
| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
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| == That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
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| If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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| ==Appearances== | | ==Appearances== |
| *[[Diary Of A Wimpy Kid: Hard Luck|Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Hard Luck]] (First and only appearance) | | *[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Hard Luck|Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Hard Luck]] (First and only appearance) |
| [[Category:Characters]] | | [[Category:Characters]] |
| [[Category:Female Characters]] | | [[Category:Female characters]] |
| [[Category:Characters who appeared in Hard Luck]] | | [[Category:Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Hard Luck characters]] |
| [[Category:Susan's Side]] | | [[Category:Susan's Side]] |
| [[Category:Minor Characters]] | | [[Category:Minor characters]] |
| [[Category:Adults]] | | [[Category:Adults]] |
| [[Category:Book only Characters]] | | [[Category:Book-only characters]] |
| [[Category:One Time Characters]] | | [[Category:One-time characters]] |
| | [[Category:The Heffley Family]] |
