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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock."

If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.  

Objective

The game has a game-master (Leland) who decides the story according to the players' choice. The main objective of this game is to battle monsters.

Mead

Mead is a type of alcoholic drink, which is sort of like beer in the game. Susan disapproves of it and whenever Greg's character is drinking it in the tavern, Susan's character pushes the drink out of the bar-table.

Gallery

Trivia

  • The game closely resembles the fantasy role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons, and is most likely based on it.
  • In the online version it is actually called Dungeons and Dragons which hints that its the same game, just changed to avoid copyright issues.
  • The supplies needed to play are pens, paper, and dice.
  • It is referenced in Dog Days.
  • Susan’s character is named Mom.
  • Greg’s characters are a wizard Talroc and a dwarf Grimlon. When playing with Rodrick he had two characters called Joe and Bob, which are generic names he chose that Rodrick wouldn't make fun of. However Rodrick refers Greg's two characters as nerds.