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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
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Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
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I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
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The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
|book appearance = Yes (Unseen)|image = [[File:Unseen_Person.png|thumb]]}}'''The "Mad Pantser" '''is an unseen character who appeared in [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Third Wheel|The Third Wheel]], pantsing many male students and staff including [[Vice Principal Roy]]. It's unknown who the Mad Panster exactly is. He got most of his victims at the stairs in the gym, causing people to stay away from there. [[Anthony Renfrew]] might be the Mad Pantser because he was the first one to pants somebody. It is more likely he is not because Greg clearly states that the Mad Pantser is probably one of the four boys sent home because of the chicken pox outbreak.
 
==Victim Photos==
 
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Prince Pantsed.PNG|Vice Principal Roy getting pantsed.
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
Rowley Pantse.png|Rowley getting pantsed.
 
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L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
==Known Victims==
 
*[[Rowley Jefferson]] (At the [[Valentine's Day Dance]], when he was eating a refreshment).
 
*[[Vice Principal Roy]] (When he started lecturing boys if somebody pantses someone they will be suspended).
 
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5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
 
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
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Mad Pantser
Unseen Person.png
Gender Male
Age 12
Actor None

The "Mad Pantser" is an unseen character who appeared in The Third Wheel, pantsing many male students and staff including Vice Principal Roy. It's unknown who the Mad Panster exactly is. He got most of his victims at the stairs in the gym, causing people to stay away from there. Anthony Renfrew might be the Mad Pantser because he was the first one to pants somebody. It is more likely he is not because Greg clearly states that the Mad Pantser is probably one of the four boys sent home because of the chicken pox outbreak.

Victim Photos

  • Vice Principal Roy getting pantsed.

  • Rowley getting pantsed.

Known Victims

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