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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
{{InfoCharacter
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
|name = Lydia
 
|image = [[File:Lydia Tattoo.png|150px]]
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
|age = 30s
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
|gender = Female
 
|actor = None
==<nowiki/>==
|film appearance = No
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
|online appearance = Yes
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
|book appearance = Yes
 
}}'''Lydia''' was the third ex-wife of [[Gary Heffley]]. It is unknown why they divorced. She is first mentioned in [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid]] when Greg thanks her for getting him an encyclopedia for Christmas. When she and Gary got married, her head was taped over the head of [[Charlene]] on the picture of Gary's second wedding, by [[Susan Heffley|Susan]]. In Gary's fourth wedding [[Sonja]] told him to get rid of her name as a tattoo on his arm, but he couldn't pay enough money, so he instead changed it to "I am not in love with Lydia anymore". Lydia was in cursive and had a heart instead of a dot. The rest was a simple black font.
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 ALSO SEX IS FUN EJACULATE INSIDE ANUS NOT VAGINA ANAL ONLY BC THERES MORE FRICTION IN THE ASS THAN PUSSY
 
== That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock." ==
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
 
==<nowiki/>==


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==Appearances==

Revision as of 04:25, 3 April 2019

Template:InfoCharacterLydia was the third ex-wife of Gary Heffley. It is unknown why they divorced. She is first mentioned in Diary of a Wimpy Kid when Greg thanks her for getting him an encyclopedia for Christmas. When she and Gary got married, her head was taped over the head of Charlene on the picture of Gary's second wedding, by Susan. In Gary's fourth wedding Sonja told him to get rid of her name as a tattoo on his arm, but he couldn't pay enough money, so he instead changed it to "I am not in love with Lydia anymore". Lydia was in cursive and had a heart instead of a dot. The rest was a simple black font.

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