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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
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'''Jesus Christ''' is the central figure of Christianity and the son of God.


That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
In ''[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw]]'', [[Greg Heffley|Greg]] donates a 20 dollars bill instead of a 1 dollar bill to Church. He then writes that he thinks he should let people know about his good deeds, thinking that he will regret it later. This is accompanied by an illustration where Greg, in Heaven, talks to a figure whose knee is only visible about helping a squirrel with a broken leg, to which the figure replies, "Sorry, I must've missed that."


Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
In ''[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever]]'', Greg imagines that Jesus gets less presents due to his birthday and Christmas occurring on the same day.


I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
==External links==
*[[wikipedia:Jesus Christ|Jesus Christ]] on Wikipedia


The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
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Jesus Christ
Wimpy Jesus.png
Gender Male
Actor None

Jesus Christ is the central figure of Christianity and the son of God.

In Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Last Straw, Greg donates a 20 dollars bill instead of a 1 dollar bill to Church. He then writes that he thinks he should let people know about his good deeds, thinking that he will regret it later. This is accompanied by an illustration where Greg, in Heaven, talks to a figure whose knee is only visible about helping a squirrel with a broken leg, to which the figure replies, "Sorry, I must've missed that."

In Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever, Greg imagines that Jesus gets less presents due to his birthday and Christmas occurring on the same day.

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