Difference between revisions of "Jesus Christ"

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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.

That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.

Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.

I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22

The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.

Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.

L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.

5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega

-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05

This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.

If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.

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-{{InfoCharacter
+If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
-|Name = Jesus
-|age = 33 (at time of death)
-|gender = Male
-|actor = None
-|film appearance = No
-|book appearance = Yes|image = [[File:Wimpy Jesus.png]]|online appearance = No}}
-{{wikipedia|Jesus}}
+That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
-'''Jesus Christ'''(/ˈdʒiːzəs/; Greek: Ἰησοῦς Iesous; 7–2 BC to AD 30–33), also referred to as Jesus of Nazareth, is the central figure of Christianity, whom the teachings of most Christian denominations hold to be the Son of God, or God Himself robed in flesh. Christianity regards Jesus as the awaited Messiah (or "Christ") of the Old Testament and refers to him as Jesus Christ, a name that is also used in non-Christian context.
+Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
-==Diary of a Wimpy Kid==
+I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
-He is a character seen in [[Greg]]'s mind in [[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever]] when Greg's explains why he is happy that his birthday is months away from a festival. Greg describes Jesus as ungratefully thanking his relatives who give him the gifts since it counts towards his birthday and Christmas, since he was born on December 25 (according to tradition, as actual birth date is unknown). You can also see him make a cameo in Dog Days.
+The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
-Greg has never met Jesus in person.
-==Appearances==
-*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever]] (First and only appearance)
+Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
+L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
+.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
+-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
+This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
+If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
+*
 [[Category:Minor Characters]]
 [[Category:Male Characters]]

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