Difference between revisions of "I.M. Spooky"

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Template:InfoCharacterI.M. Spooky is a character that who appeared and was mentioned in Double Down. He is the author of the Spineticklers books series.

Identity

I.M. Spooky writes Spineticklers which is a spin-off of Spinetinglers by M.T. Coffin. It is unknown whether it's a pen name, and if it is, what the real name of the writer is, and regardless of whether it's his real name, it is unknown what the I and the M stand for. Even on the "about the author" section it just says that the publishers don't know much about I.M. Spooky except that he's a man and he's writing the next book. As such, when Greg and several of his classmates tried to write book reports about him, they failed. Susan thinks it is just a name for a group of authors who write the books. Greg supposes that if "I.M. Spooky" is his real name, he'd have to write scary books, and he thinks that if it is a pen name, he mustn't tell Rowley as Rowley wrote a letter to a "Mr Spooky".

Appearances

Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Double Down (First and only appearance, mentioned only)

Trivia

I.M Spooky is likely based on Goosebumps author, R.L. Stine
I.M Spooky is a pun on the phrase "I am spooky"

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-If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
+{{InfoCharacter
+|name = I.M. Spooky
+|Name = I.M. Spooky
+|gender = Male
+|actor = None
+|film appearance = No
+|online appearance = No
+|book appearance = Yes|image = [[File: I.M. Spooky.jpg]]}}'''I.M. Spooky '''is a character that who appeared and was mentioned in [[Double Down]]. He is the author of the [[Spineticklers]] books series.
+== Identity ==
+I.M. Spooky writes Spineticklers which is a spin-off of Spinetinglers by M.T. Coffin. It is unknown whether it's a pen name, and if it is, what the real name of the writer is, and regardless of whether it's his real name, it is unknown what the I and the M stand for. Even on the "about the author" section it just says that the publishers don't know much about I.M. Spooky except that he's a man and he's writing the next book. As such, when Greg and several of his classmates tried to write book reports about him, they failed. Susan thinks it is just a name for a group of authors who write the books. Greg supposes that if "I.M. Spooky" is his real name, he'd have to write scary books, and he thinks that if it is a pen name, he mustn't tell Rowley as Rowley wrote a letter to a "Mr Spooky".
-That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
+==Appearances==
+*[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Double Down]] (First and only appearance, mentioned only){{T/piece}}
-Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
+== Trivia ==
+* I.M Spooky is likely based on Goosebumps author, R.L. Stine
-I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
+* I.M Spooky is a pun on the phrase "I am spooky"
-The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
-Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
-L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
-.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
--> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
-This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
-If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.
-*
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