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If every male on earth got a boner at the same time, the earth's rotation would slow down. Assume there are about 3.8 billion males, with an average dick height of about 80 cm off the ground. The average dick weighs about 100 grams.
'''''Hey, People!''''' is a comic created by [[Greg Heffley]]. It appears in ''[[Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days]]''. [[Greg Heffley|Greg]] describes the strip as "half-comic, half-advice column." He writes the strip for a contest to replace ''[[Li'l Cutie]]'', but it does not win due to ''Li'l Cutie's return.


That's a combined mass of 380,000,000 kg of cock.
==Comics==
* When ordering from a fast food restaurant, try to decide what you want before you get to the front of the line.
* When in public, kindly refrain from discussing details of your recent surgery.
* After you're done with your shower, please rinse your hair off the soap! (Greg aims this comic at [[Frank Heffley|Frank]], due to him reading the comics as well.)


Now we must make an approximation. For simplicity's sake, let us assume the penises are all evenly lined up in a ring around the equator. The equation for moment of inertia of a ring is I = mass*radius^2. The radius of earth is about 6.371 million meters. Therefore the radius of the approximated dick ring is 6,371,000 + 0.80 = 6,371,000.8 meters.
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I = 380,000,000*6,371,000.8^2 = 1.5424*10^22
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The Earth has a moment of inertia, I = 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2. The Earth rotates at a moderate angular velocity of 7.2921159 ×10^−5 radians/second.
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Using Conservation of Angular Momentum we can find the new rotation of the earth.
 
L=I*omega= 8.04×10^37 kg*m^2 * 7.2921159 × 10^−5 = 5.86286*10^33.
 
 
 
5.86286*10^33 = (8.04×10^37 + 1.5424*10^22) *omega
 
-> solve for omega = 7.292115899502489e-05
 
 
 
This is 4.97511e-15 rad/s slower than earth's original rotation. This translates to 6.752*10^-10 seconds = 0.6752 nanoseconds longer per day.
 
 
 
If we all have a boner at the same time, we will collectively be able to last 0.6752 nanoseconds longer in bed. Stay hard fellas.


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Latest revision as of 23:35, 23 April 2022

Hey, People! is a comic created by Greg Heffley. It appears in Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Dog Days. Greg describes the strip as "half-comic, half-advice column." He writes the strip for a contest to replace Li'l Cutie, but it does not win due to Li'l Cutie's return.

Comics

  • When ordering from a fast food restaurant, try to decide what you want before you get to the front of the line.
  • When in public, kindly refrain from discussing details of your recent surgery.
  • After you're done with your shower, please rinse your hair off the soap! (Greg aims this comic at Frank, due to him reading the comics as well.)
  • Hey, People! 1.png
  • Hey, People 3.png
  • Hey, People 2.png
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